Janelle Shane

@JanelleCShane

I blog at . My book "You Look Like a Thing and I Love You" is out now! Research Scientist in optics. she/her.

Boulder, CO
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2014.

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  1. 2. velj

    these recipes seem to be fond of meat+fruit combinations scanning through the submitted training data I thought I'd seen them all but THIS is a new one

    Honeydew-Turkey Salad Bowl

2 small honeydew melons
2 cups cubed cooked turkey
1 cup sliced celery
1/3 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
1/3 cup spicy sweet French salad dressing
1 teaspoon chopped green onion
1/2 teaspoon celery seed

Slice melons in half using a sawtooth cut. Remove and discard seeds and pulp. With melon ball cutter, remove melon meat. Remove any remaining melon meat with spoon and use another time.
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  2. 1. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    fun fact: has the same algorithm, but trained on a dataset of internet cat pictures instead and it is even more confused about how humans work

    cats look pretty normal, but humans are lumpy pale flesh with hair-blobs
  3. 31. sij
    1 cup butter
2 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3  eggs
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup white cocoa
1 cup milk
1 cup horseradish or sour cream

Mix all ingredients.  Spread over grease and make a gently pan mixture
with 1 several hours, turning and boil on high until the mixture is completely golden.

Transfer the short that opan and golden brown. Release the chocolate
accompaniments and cool t
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  4. 31. sij

    Update: someone has submitted another horseradish jello salad and i definitely feel you, poor soul of timestamp 8:29:29

    Green Jello From Hell (that's what my family calls it)  

1 box lime jello
2 cups boiling water
1 can crushed pineapple
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup plain yogurt
1 cup cottage cheese
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
2 tablespoons *HORSERADISH*

Dissolve jello in boiling water, add pineapple & juice.  Chill till partly set (an hour-ish).  Whip with mixer and add remaining ingredients.  Pour into mold.  Chill to set.
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  5. 31. sij

    neural net is now disparaging its own recipes (prompt was the title from here )

    Lord's Honey Fight
Ingredients:
Tumeric, Chamomile flowers, Coconut, Aloe vera gel.
The smell:   
Before this, the first smell in the cup was nothing. Now, it's just bad. It has just a hint of almond, and just a bit of bit of almond extract. It's not really that prominent but I'm talking about 10-15 seconds of just this lingering almond smell (if you turn the burner to low). Once the milk reaches 80C it starts to bec
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  6. 31. sij

    no neural net this is not how bread works this will not work

    Apricot Dream Moles
Ingredients:
Mix 1/2 cup flour with 1/2 cup water. Then add 6/8 tsp cream of tartar to both the flour and water. Mix very well and knead for few minutes. Divide the dough into three balls, then shape the dough balls and roll into tiny circle, flattening each one with the palm of your hand. Put the balls on a greased baking tray and let it rise in a warm place until doubled in size. Preheat the ove
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  7. 31. sij

    To be fair, the first neural net's title of "Completely Meat Circle" was already somewhat disturbing. And then the second neural net made things SO MUCH WORSE

    Completely Meat Circle

Ingredients:
three rashers of bacon, two pieces of bacon, a whole piece of ham, two slices of smoked cheddar, four slices of prosciutto, salt, pepper, allspice, black pepper, onion powder, smoked paprika and paprika, garlic powder, paprika, parsley flakes and coriander.

You can also toast your own bacon at home: we had one of the new wraps try to land on the BACON HOLE.
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  8. 31. sij

    Decided to see what would happen if I pitted neural net against neural net, asking the neural net GPT-2 to write recipes to go with a much simpler neural net's strange recipe titles valiant attempt at "Crockpot Cold Water"

    Crock Pot Cold Water

Ingredients:
Two 4-oz cans full of water
½ cup cornstarch
½ cup granulated sugar
3 tblsp. baking powder
1 tblsp. vanilla extract

Method:
Place water in the bottom of the slow cooker.
Place cornstarch, sugar and baking powder in a small bowl. Heat water over high heat in the slow cooker, whisking until dissolved and thick. Pour over cornstarch mixture. Add vanilla and whisk.
Place butter and lar
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  9. 31. sij

    So many of the human-submitted recipes are ALREADY distressing

    Mustard Custard Salad

7 tbss. sugar
2 tbsp. flour
2 eggs well beaten
1 tbsp. prepared mustard
No. 2 can pineapple chunks
4 bananas
1 c. maraschino cherries

Add the juice from pineapple chunks to sugar, flour, eggs, and mustard and cook until thick. Cool.

Mix pineapple chunks, bananas, and cherries with custard and chill. 4 servings.
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  10. 30. sij

    Interesting prospect: we may end up training the neural net to write about how much it hates the recipe it's about to give us

    
Pineapple-Eggplant Scallop Pasta

This is a recipe that my mother served exactly once. Allegedly, her mother used to make this for her, and it was supposedly good. Everyone felt sick afterwards so we never ate it again. This was also the first time I'd ever had scallops so it soured me to them for a long time.

1 can pineapple rings
1 eggplant
1 packet powdered gelatin
1 cup mayonnaise
1 box spaghetti noodles
any le
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  11. 30. sij

    This is going to seriously mess with the neural net's sense of scale

    Illinois Burgoo

18 hens
30 pounds stewing beef
5 arm soup bones
10 pounds ground suet
10 No. 10 cans tomato puree
10 No. 10 cans whole kernel corn
9 gallons thinly sliced, peeled potatoes
8 gallons thinly sliced onions
6 gallons thinly sliced cabbage
3 gallons thinly sliced carrots
5 pounds rice
5 pounds elbow macaroni
8 packages celery salt
2 1/2 pounds salt
1/2 pound black pepper

Combine chicken and meat in large
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  12. 30. sij

    you. YOU are the one who's been adding Campbell's 100 Best Recipes to the training data they're all so very bad

    TROPICAL FRUIT SOUP

1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup
1 soup can milk
1 teaspoon lime juice
1/2 cup mashed rip banana
1/2 cup seedless grapes, halved
Grated lime rind
Ground nutmeg

In saucepan, blend soup, milk, and lime juice. Heat; stir occasionally. Chill 6 hours or more. Just before serving, blend in banana; stir in grapes. Garnish with rind and nutmeg. Makes about 3 cups.

[Source: Campbell
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  13. 30. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    I, for one, welcome our new gelatinous overlords

  14. 29. sij

    i do NOT want to see what this one looks like it's recipes like this that make me glad I'm not going to be training the neural net on pictures too

    Candle Salad

1 lettuce, leaf
1⁄2 cup cottage cheese
1 pineapple ring
1⁄2 banana
1 teaspoon mayonnaise salad dressing
1 maraschino cherry

Place lettuce leaf on a plate.
Add cottage cheese.
Add pineapple ring.
Put half of banana on pineapple ring.
Dab (mayonnaise) salad dressing on top of banana.
Place cherry on top.
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  15. 29. sij

    So when the neural net learns to use scare quotes, ominous exclamation points, and weird simulations of natural scenes, we all know who to blame i kind of want to see this one

    Aspic aquarium

Ingredients
Unflavored gelatin
1 teaspoon Lemon juice
1 teaspoon sugar
Blue food coloring
Greens for plants (escarole, parsley, scallion, rosemary)
Vegetables for sea creatures (peppers, carrots, onions)
Shrimp
Shell macaroni
Broccoli or Cauliflower

Instructions
1. Prepare clear gelatin. Flavor with lemon juice, touch of sugar. Add drop of blue vegetable color. Pour thin layer in loaf pan or bowl. Ch
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  16. 29. sij

    I regret to report that step 1 is indeed "Cream sausage and sugar together"

    Sausage Cake

1 pound package of sausage
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 can (8-ounce) evaporated milk
2 1/2 cups sifted flour
1 cup raisins, chopped
1 cup nuts, chopped
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
3 1/2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
1/2 teaspoon salt

Cream sausage and sugar together, add eggs, mix dry ingredients, alternate with milk to sausage mixture, beat 2 minutes, fold in nuts and raisins, bake at 350
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  17. 29. sij
    Brains in Blankets: 

Clean and remove all membrane under cold water from 2 sets brains. Drain and cut them into 6 or 8 pieces. Surround each piece with a strip of bacon. Secure with a toothpick. Place them on an oiled tin and dust with paprika. Dot them with butter. Bake the rings in a moderate oven, 350 degrees, for 20 minutes, or until the brains and bacon are done.
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  18. 29. sij

    if i'm not mistaken, this is the famous horseradish jello salad mentioned, that sparked this accursed project at least i hope there's only one horseradish jello salad out there

    Tabor’s Lime Jello Salad
Number of Servings: 6-8

Ingredients:
1 small box lime Jello (sugar-free is okay)
1 Med. can crushed pineapple, drain and reserve juice
1 C. small curd cottage cheese
½ C. mayonnaise or salad dressing
2 tsp. horseradish

Instructions:
Dissolve Jello in 1 C. boiling water. Measure reserved pineapple juice and add cold water to equal 2/3 C. Stir into hot Jello mixture, set in refrigerator until
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  19. 29. sij

    It is happening, as I was afraid it might: the input data are beginning to look reasonable to me. Shrimp + grapefruit + lemon jello? Citrus seafood is a thing Chili sauce + lemon jello + cottage cheese + mayo? Well it's not SWEETENED jello, so but THIS one still gave me pause

    OLIVE JELLO SALAD         
2 c. boiling water

Dissolve in water:

1 sm. lemon Jello
1 sm. lime Jello

Add:

1 #2 can crushed pineapple & juice
1 c. sliced green stuffed olives
1/2 c. chopped nuts
1 c. cottage cheese
1 carton sour cream

Chill until set.
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  20. 29. sij

    Oh no we're teaching the neural net to add circus peanuts to its recipes. not just as garnish, but also in molten form this could get interesting

    Circus Peanut Jello Salad

INGREDIENTS
44 circus peanut candies, divided
1 cup boiling water, divided
2 packages (3 ounces each) orange gelatin
2 cans (8 ounces each) crushed pineapple, undrained
1 carton (8 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed

Set aside 12 circus peanut candies for garnish. With the remaining 32 candies, cut them into small pieces and place them in a microwave safe bowl. Add 1/4 cup of boiling wa
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