James Goodchild

@JamesGoodchild

✨ Exceedingly Average™ ✨ Negative Ape Index 💪🏼

Newmarket, UK
Joined November 2009

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  1. 5 Jun 2020

    People saying let's scrap 2020, man, let's just scrap 2021 while we're at it and start again— 2020 II baby! #2020

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  2. 11 May 2020

    People seem confused by the Government advice rn so I made this handy flowchart

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  3. 1 Oct 2019

    2 borders 4 years sounds like a bad porno in which the UK gets fucked

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  4. 9 Jun 2018

    Preferably at the Junction in Cambridge but I'm up for whatever tbh.

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    6 Dec 2013
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    4 May 2017

    I suck cock for coke. RT : if you tweet me, I'll make whatever you say my yearbook quote

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  7. 16 Feb 2017

    "Walls are cute" - , 2017

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  8. 13 Feb 2017

    Just found my Nokia from 2010 and it turned on. I mean, it was a piece of shit, but you gotta give it to them on the battery front.

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    4 Dec 2016
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  10. 9 Sep 2016

    The Beautiful Cuban Brothers 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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  11. Retweeted
    25 Aug 2016

    Don't fret about today the MuscleFood motto puts things into PERSPECTIVE...

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  12. 22 Aug 2016

    I miss 💔

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  13. Retweeted
    23 Jul 2016

    Anyone know any good dogging sites in Ibiza?

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  14. 10 Jul 2016
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  15. 26 Jun 2016

    Pretty sure I saw in Waitrose today - wasn't expecting that when I woke up

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  16. 23 Jun 2016

    If Apple really are dropping the headphone jack, they need to drop lightning too and use USB-C

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  17. 23 Jun 2016

    Without the EU we're just the nitd Kingdom

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  18. 13 Jun 2016

    I've been saying it for ages but the change of OS X makes me really think it... I think they might re name the iPhone

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  19. 5 Jun 2016

    Listening to on the beach is just too perfect 🙏🏼

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  20. 1 Apr 2016

    Hoilett sliding into the cameraman's DM's

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