James Freemantle

@JamesFreemantle

half jock half joking

Cape Town, South Africa
footballfury.co.za
Joined September 2010
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  2. 3 hours ago

    What's the opposite of on this thing? Do that, with me

    1 like
  3. 4 hours ago

    5 Things That Ringtones Say About Your Sex Life

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  4. 4 hours ago

    Long-life milk? More like no-life milk! Because it's bad and has no friends. Haha. This is my last tweet

    4 likes
  5. 5 hours ago

    FriYAY 💇🏽🙊⛷💃🏻💅🏻🦄🔥🍱🙌🏿🔮💁🏻👰

    2 likes
  6. Apr 14

    4:24 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 2 likes
  8. Apr 14

    Life is a Word document and all of the bad things that happen are images

    2 retweets 5 likes
  9. Apr 14

    "This is not a drill." - me, when I hold any item that isn't a drill. Babies, cats, ice creams. They all happen to not be drills

    3 retweets 6 likes
  10. Apr 14

    11:11 omfg

    3 retweets 5 likes
  11. Apr 14

    Unattractive people named Danté are a myth

    3 likes
  12. Apr 14

    CTRL F5 2016

    2 retweets 3 likes
  13. Apr 14

    Sorry I didn't reply to your message my Mxit got disconnected

    1 retweet
  14. Apr 14

    [me talking to future child Alex] "Son when I was 18 there were no screenshots and I didn't have a smart phone" *Alex throws up and cries*

    3 likes
  15. Apr 14

    "Do you ever feel...like a plastic bag?" No, Katy Perry, I don't. That is one of the dumbest questions I've ever heard in fact.

    2 retweets 4 likes
  16. Apr 13

    The yelp that a dog lets out when a person stands on their tail is basically Adam Levine's voice

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Apr 13

    Thanks for following

    2 likes
  18. Apr 13

    *twerks at a funeral*

    3 likes
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  20. Apr 13

    I just saw a woolly animal with curved tusks sitting at a desk completing an assignment. It was a mammoth task.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  21. Apr 13

    I wish to write good jokes and pursue a career in comedy but I am not very funny

    3 likes

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