James Comey

It gives so much hope to the many of us who previously thought that being under qualified was a deal breaker.https://twitter.com/JamesComeyFBI/status/922547052885590016 …

Thank you @realDonaldTrump for showing us that anybody can become President of the United States. A true inspiration.

Now let’s see if you folks can uncover my secret Grindr account.

Obviously @realDonaldTrump doesn’t need my help to get kicked out of office. He’s doing fine on his own.

#FollowFriday @projectexile7

Initial investigation findings indicate the majority of White House leaks result from @realDonaldTrump leaving his phone in the bathroom.

Oops.

In my defense, Barack Obama is the one who made the mistake of thinking I could do this job competently.

Clinton also seems to have received emails from an unusually large number of Nigerian Princes requesting financial assistance.

A large number of hidden emails were found in Clinton’s Spam folder. It appears she may be involved in one or more Canadian drug schemes.

In the interest of checks & balance, I asked my department to investigate our recommendation. They found no wrong-doing.

What conservatives don’t understand is I would have done the same for @realDonaldTrump.

Some compelling arguments for charging Hillary have been presented. However, official FBI statements carry a “no take backsies” clause.

The number of stupid email forwards @HillaryClinton has had to put up with from @billclinton is punishment enough.

Somebody’s just jealous that he’s still stuck on AOL.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750353319084843008 …