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James Blunt
@JamesBlunt
Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need.
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OTD in 2006, You’re Beautiful hit Number 1 in the US, and i think we can all agree that the world has gone to shit since.
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WTF? Have you been living under a rock!?
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I used @Shazam to discover You're Beautiful by James Blunt. shazam.com/track/40986706
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After tragically exploded onto the music scene, my dreams of being a pop star were cut short.
But I did what I had to do - including constantly mock my own music - to somehow stay relevant.
Today, people barely remember me.
Never EVER give up.
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After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short.
But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997.
Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress.
Never EVER give up.
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Hoping she doesn’t see this.
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Appeals to no one, but was the biggest selling album of the decade.
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Back to Bedlam - James Blunt
Who is this for? It’s too simple and safe for music fans, but too progressive (at the time) for an audience like minivan moms. It rides the middle and thus appeals to no one. Music itself isn’t terrible
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Best. Drug. Ever. 🚀
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Replying to @ambers196524
I’m on James Blunt 
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I’m here for you, Snoop.
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The time has come to roll a blunt.
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Katherine Jenkins to pull out of Pope concert over lost luggage bbc.in/3HFwdZW
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which pop star are u inviting to a pub quiz to help u win? 
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James Cucking Funt
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Replying to @dmisstify1 and @DanKelly72
James fucking Blunt?! 


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Even an algorithm can tell you have terrible taste in music.
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Dear Twitter,
Please stop telling me to follow James Blunt.
#wtf #why #likeseriouslywhy #notmymusic #deartwitter
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Offered to sing, and am now being ushered to the front. 🤷♂️
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NEW | Singer @JamesBlunt is reportedly in the #QueueForTheQueen in #London.
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Lots of people laugh at my music too. twitter.com/Diegos_left_pe
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At my suggestion, you joke-stealing turds.
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Earlier this year, New Zealand police tried a new tactic to get protestors to disperse.
They played James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" at high volume.
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First Concert: James Blunt
Last Concert: James Blunt (yesterday)
Best Concert: James Blunt
Loudest Concert: Everyone else’s
Seen the Most: James Blunt
Most Surprising: James Blunt
Next Concert: James Blunt (tonight)
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First Concert:
Last Concert:
Best Concert:
Loudest Concert:
Seen the Most:
Most Surprising:
Next Concert:
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I’m in a new documentary which apparently they’re describing as like Spinal Tap meets Alan Partridge.
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Get off your phones and talk to each other. You’re supposed to be on date night.
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Bad news - Carrie’s a fan.
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I’m now playing @JamesBlunt really loud to smoke him out…
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Then I might almost be able to be a professional musician and sell out arenas round the world. twitter.com/Diegos_left_pe
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Err, hello!?
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Going to watch the Elvis movie this afternoon, and Macca (on TV) at Glastonbury tonight.
In the end, I suspect history will conclude these two men were the greatest pop stars of them all.
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We asked Steve what he’s looking for in a sexual partner:
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Replying to @Robbie97p
Another male who sits down to take a piss #princess
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You weren’t missed.
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Replying to @JamesBlunt
Who the fuck goes to @jamesblunt gigs anyway ?
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Been doing this for years.
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My life is brilliant, my love is pure. I saw an angel of Adam Shore.
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Say please you ungracious fuck.
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@JamesBlunt one of your own HRC officers Paul Minter is running around the UK for mental health.head-up.org.uk Get behind it.
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You know it costs twice as much if you go with someone?
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I want to go to James Blunt's concert but it's too expensive to go alone.
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I’m playing in Padova tonight. Have fun in Venice though.
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Replying to @JamesBlunt
Come all the way from Kent to see you in Venice tonight. Looking forward to it.
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