James A Fry

@JamesAFry

Father, husband, engineer, gym rat, tech nerd, bibliophile. I write about being a Dad.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. stu 2014.
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  3. prije 8 sati

    Wilford Brimley's getting a follow. I knew him as Gus from Our House before he was the diabeetus guy. I am the tip of the millennial spear.

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    Someone asked me if I’m scared to raise my sons in a society that increasingly demonizes masculinity. I said, “With the type of men society is trying to produce, my sons are going to rule the damn world.”

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  5. 3. velj

    Wife and daughter left town for two weeks. You won't believe what happens next!

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  6. 2. velj

    Wife and daughter left this morning for two weeks. I took the boys for a hike. Didn't find the eternal flame, but had a blast and challenged us all. Full post coming tonight at Follow for daily updates of the antics!

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  7. 1. velj

    I'm dying. This is the best description of a little boy and a little girl I've ever heard. 😂😂😂Charges anything that confuses him! Omg I'm not alone with mine! 😂😂😂

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  8. 1. velj

    Wife and daughter leave on a two week trip tomorrow. Just me and my 4 and 3 yo boys. We're going to hunt and kill a mammoth. They're extinct. Don't care. Wrestling. Hiking. Raiding nearby villages stealing treasure & women. Stay tuned for 14 days of barbarian antics.

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  9. 31. sij

    Business travel lunch. Reason #47 I prefer to drive instead of fly if it's under 8 hours.

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  10. 30. sij

    means knowing you have to love her mother the way you want her to be loved one day...

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  11. 30. sij
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  12. 27. sij

    Obligatory ER selfie! He's managed to go this whole winter without getting deathly ill for once! Then swallows a quarter. Sigh.

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  13. 27. sij

    Take a cross country flight and spend it looking out the window. Humans tend to cluster in little ant colonies known as "cities." Most of the United States is beautiful wide open spaces. No need to execute anyone. Just get out of town when the din starts to feel oppressive.

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  14. 27. sij

    Seriously guys?! I take a once in a lifetime picture of a once in a lifetime weather event, but get twice as much engagement from "baby talk to babies is good."?

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  15. 27. sij

    Hallelujah! We have a loaf! He's done this before. All you can do is not feed it with attention. His turd = his decision. We went through hell of begging, coercing, feeding laxatives, crying, and screaming. Only when you give up does he give in. Respect the turd autonomy.

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  16. 26. sij

    My 4 year old is currently dancing around the kitchen, afraid to poop. He had a rough turd a couple of days ago and now he's holding it in. I know this is a pretty common "control" thing, and he's done it a couple times. But it's always hard to watch. Poor buddy.

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  17. 26. sij
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  18. 25. sij

    Teach your sons good music. Pictured: sabotage at max volume. 🤘

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  19. 24. sij

    1) is a really fun philosophy mind experiment. "OK Mr Smith we have replicated you down to the last subatomic particle on Mars. Since you safely exist there we will now destroy this copy of you here on Earth." Mr Smith on Earth "Wait, what?"

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  20. 23. sij

    This whole "woke" thing is such a bizarre manifestation of toxic shame. "If I can show everyone that I hate myself and anyone like me hard enough, people will forgive me for how bad I am and love me." Lady, people can love you just the way you are.

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  21. 23. sij

    Some people work to improve themselves. Others work to lower the common denominator. 🤷‍♂️

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