• Someone will be kind enough to fund a go fund me for a pancreatic cancer stage 4 diagnosis patient with a 2 month prognosis. This one doesnt have to be a delusion though, https://www.gofundme.com/q6f6fj-help-my-dad-achieve-his-bucket-list?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fb_dn_cpgnstaticsmall_r … Please help!
Twitter delusions: • Follower count = Someone's worth as a human • I'll be content once I get X Followers • My next Tweet will be the one that goes viral • The next Tweet in my feed will be interesting
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May I add: • I read Marcus Aurelius, therefore I am Marcus Aurelius. • Everyone is a cuck except me. •The secrets to the Universe can be found if you join my email list. • Every online course is a scam except this One.
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That last one hit home.
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• If I keep liking, retweeting or replying to blue ticks, they'll retweet or follow me.
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You forgot the biggest Twitter delusion of all. "This is a worthwhile way to spend time."
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You know what's funny. Every time someone follows me or shares one of my Tweets, my reaction is the opposite. Why are you following me, I'm no one special? And then when they RT me, I think, oh shite, I wasn't expecting that to be passed around.
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I qualify on all counts. Follower numbers ambition 200. After that, we’ll see.
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and your still playing :)
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