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I want what any woman wants, to shine in the full moon, feathers sprouting grotesquely from my skin and for a man to shout “the crow witch has returned” his voice cracking with visceral fear
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FROST: The woods are lovely, dark and deep. ME: You don’t have to go. FROST: But I have promises to keep. ME: You have…you have woods-related promises? FROST: And miles to go before I sleep. ME: Alright. FROST: And miles to go before I sleep. ME: Yep, heard you the first time.
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I keep drawing raven haired women that, in my own mind, I’ve imagined to be seers.pic.twitter.com/QA8J6MYLSA
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Me: *dies and enters heaven* Steve Irwin: *jumping on an angel and grappling it onto its back* See how his wings are just flapping? That’s a good sign of a healthy temper.
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Me: *being dragged away from kangaroo enclosure* Zoo employee: what was she doing? Security guard: *produces confiscated container of frosting* no idea Me: ᴰ ᵘ ⁿ ᵏ ᵃ ʳ ᵒ ᵒ
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Shingles are a pox on your house
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Tfw she says she’s 5’8” on her tinder bio but you show up and she’s actually an ancient crow witch seeking revenge for the destruction of a northern forest village
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How to know she’s into you: -laughs at your jokes -casual physical contact -releases the binding another witch has placed on your powers -encases your enemy in thorn covered branches
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I’ve never been called “baby” by a man but I have been called “terrifying”, “menacingly silent” and “how long have you been standing in the dark”
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*kangaroo mom vacuuming cheetos dust and old cheerios out of the lining of her pouch*
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Me: I won a trip to Australia! Him: outback? Me: nah, online
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Crocodile Dundee: you call that a knife? me: yes Dundee: what do you call this? me: a fork
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[first day at marketing company] client: i need help naming my australian sheepskin boot company me: UGH client: yes i love it! me: *not listening* so many spiders there
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It’s cute that all these dudes are picking their preference between Shakira and JLo as if they wouldn’t be lucky to even score a date with either of their hair dressers’ twice divorced aunt
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Many creatures can release their feathers or tails to escape from a struggle, yet here I am constantly struggling and all my limbs remain attached? What the hell.
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me: so the eagles could have solved the ring problem in minutes but just didn't want to him: uh me: and then swooped in at the last minute to rescue frodo and sam and we are supposed to treat them like the heroes him: ma'am please this is a bird sanctuary put the gun down
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Me: With holes, the whole thing is the hole, not just the top opening Wife: I guess Me: Like if you drop something down a hole it ‘hits the bottom of the hole’ Wife: ...Uh-huh Me: So the end of my butthole is my mouth
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Friend: Do you wanna come with me to Australia? Me: Ah sorry, I cant take off work Friend: I’m just nervous because they say everything there is trying to kill you Me: *suddenly holding a packed suitcase* We should get to the airport early
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Me: holy hell thats a huge spider Every Australian: that? That’s just the hugeassmurder spider, what you really need to watch out for is the ohgodpleasenooo spider, they lure you to a deep forest clearing and raise a demon using your blood. Don’t worry, they mostly stay outdoors
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me: keep your friends close and your enemies closer gf: yeah you said that but there’s like 20 people in bed with us now
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