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    1. James Colley‏Verified account @JamColley 17 Feb 2018

      Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that Jon suddenly isn't around after having been home all weekend. Garfield doesn't hate Mondays, he loves Jon and is too proud to say it.

      519 replies 31,474 retweets 140,590 likes
    2. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes 17 Feb 2018
      Replying to @JamColley

      “when the strip first begins Jon introduces himself as a cartoonist and we see a panel of him at his drawing board so it is possible he could have been working from home this whole time” is maybe the sentence I’ve typed that has made me hate myself the most

      17 replies 147 retweets 3,243 likes
      James Colley‏Verified account @JamColley 17 Feb 2018
      Replying to @petridishes

      I am willing to suspend belief such that, even if this is true, he closes his door or whatever so that he may work. There's still a separation where his time is not devoted to feeding a cat lasagne. I've decided this is the hill I will die on.

      8:47 PM - 17 Feb 2018
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        2. Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes 17 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley

          I support this hill! all he wants is Jon’s undivided attention especially after Lyman’s untimely departure

          8 replies 17 retweets 675 likes
        3. James Colley‏Verified account @JamColley 17 Feb 2018
          Replying to @petridishes

          I will also suspend disbelief so as to believe 'suspend belief' is a phrase.

          3 replies 10 retweets 393 likes
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        1. demi adejuyigbe‏Verified account @electrolemon 17 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          holy shit i love this

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        1. Mark Girard‏ @clubmarkgirard 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          When I first got Garfield I went to the office to do my cartooning. Now I work from home. But I work in the detached garage because Garfield can't claw at the door while I am working. Is that enough information for you nosey people?

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        1. el gee‏ @lmgilson5927 19 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          I'm right behind you. We all want to believe our cats feel the same way.pic.twitter.com/wS8TFOhEID

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        1. Tina Russell  🏛 Ἱερόδουλη Ἀφροδίτης‏ @Tina_Russell 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          But why would a cartoonist only work weekdays? I mean, Sunday strips are much harder than dailies. (Of course, comic strips are drawn weeks to months in advance… still!)

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        2. John Harris‏ @rodneylives 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          Supporting this is the fact that, since that first strip, Jon's work has *never* (that I've seen at least) factored into the strip, so there really *must* be some solid division between home live and work life for Jon to explain that.

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        3. John Harris‏ @rodneylives 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @rodneylives @JamColley @petridishes

          That also suggests that, however shiftless Jon may seem in the strip, that he must actually have some pretty hardcore work discipline, and that Garfield, whatever problems he causes, respects that enough not to interfere with it.

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        1. Jill P‏ @TheCaterjillar 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          He may go to a studio to do his work too

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        1. Drew B‏ @DrewB8989898989 18 Feb 2018
          Replying to @JamColley @petridishes

          Except that as a cartoonist, his work schedule isn't necessarily 9-5 M-F

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