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It’s extremely good to walk out of a film and find your mentions full of Americans mad about Garfield
Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that Jon suddenly isn't around after having been home all weekend. Garfield doesn't hate Mondays, he loves Jon and is too proud to say it.
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“when the strip first begins Jon introduces himself as a cartoonist and we see a panel of him at his drawing board so it is possible he could have been working from home this whole time” is maybe the sentence I’ve typed that has made me hate myself the most
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I am willing to suspend belief such that, even if this is true, he closes his door or whatever so that he may work. There's still a separation where his time is not devoted to feeding a cat lasagne. I've decided this is the hill I will die on.
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Jon’s unemployed
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I'm Jon's employer. I pay him to upset you.
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i hate this post a lot
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it's good, actually.
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wow colley, RIP your menchies
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The Third Day, The Frost: Americans are still sending me essentially the same three tweets on rotation. I’ve long since abandoned hope.
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