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Tech writer @NYMag's @SelectAll. Not to brag, but I have read over 100 books. jake.swearingen@nymag.com

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    1. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 21 Oct 2016

      Was enjoying civ 6 (I got Gandhi to go war with me against the French!) until suddenly I get Sean beam reading me a Scott Adams quote

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      Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 21 Oct 2016

      now microwaving pc

      11:52 PM - 21 Oct 2016
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        2. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @interrobangings

          no it was cool sorry

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        4. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @interrobangings

          i demanded a refund from steam and said that dilbert man had to pay it

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        6. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @interrobangings

          fair

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        8. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @interrobangings

          i am a real person i am sorry i love the dilbert i love the scott adams i am glad he is in the computer game

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        2. Eggbert‏ @TheEggbert95 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          The virtue signalling is real, pics or it didn't happen.

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        3. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @TheEggbert95

          .@TheEggbert95 i would never lie about microwaving my PC b/c of the horny dilbert man who likes trump, here is videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62q-QSm2_A …

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        4. Eggbert‏ @TheEggbert95 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          Journalism at its finest folks

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @TheEggbert95

          it was p good journalism tbf

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        6. Eggbert‏ @TheEggbert95 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          Ahh yes, asking the real questions, like "why does this game quote somebody I personally don't agree with" good job.

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        7. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 25 Oct 2016
          Replying to @TheEggbert95

          .@TheEggbert95 goddamn i just thought it was funny that a weird dork like scott adams was in civ 6 that is all. also i'm a beta cuck & proud

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        2. JackDandy‏ @dandy_jack 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          Trump will MAGA! Wait and see.

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        3. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @dandy_jack

          what special units and districts does he have in Civ 6

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        2. Skyrilla‏ @Skyniverse 2 Dec 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          You're a joke. The entire internet is laughing at you right now.

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        3. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 2 Dec 2016
          Replying to @Skyniverse

          k

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        2. Friday the 13th‏ @Friday13 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          Yes, how DARE someone quote someone else who disagrees with you on something unrelated to the quote.

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        3. Jake Swearingen‏Verified account @JakeSwearingen 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @Friday13

          ty for seeing my point everyone else has been very rude

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        4. Friday the 13th‏ @Friday13 24 Oct 2016
          Replying to @JakeSwearingen

          I am trying VERY hard not to be incredibly condescending right now... Please replace "a joke" with "sarcasm" in the pic.pic.twitter.com/nYPL1w4UPC

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