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@JakeSwearingen

Tech writer 's . Not to brag, but I have read over 100 books. jake.swearingen@nymag.com

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Joined January 2008
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  1. 3 hours ago

    everybody is chill over the subreddit dedicated to an online drug market that just disappeared with everyone's money

  2. 3 hours ago

    koby... i am sorry

    Sorry , I'm not sold... via
    1 reply 1 like
  3. 3 hours ago

    thousands of social media editors just rubbed their temples and quietly muttered "fuck"

    You can link out to websites on snaps now
    1 retweet 5 likes
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    4 hours ago

    Happy 5th of July

    178 replies 6,816 retweets 18,096 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    really wish HBO would just release all 4 eps of The Defiant Ones at once. talk about bingeworthy!!!

    1 reply 1 like
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    5 hours ago

    DO NOT DONATE MONEY TO NPR IN MY NAME!!!!

    thanks for donating so much money to the NPR!
    282 replies 101 retweets 300 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    exciting news re: CANDY CRUSH live tv show on CBS

    2 retweets 7 likes
  8. 6 hours ago

    very good read on CNN/Trump gif stupidity by

    6 retweets 2 likes
  9. 7 hours ago

    may this eagle forever eat our livers out, for each time the eagle gets shinier feathers and a sharper beak

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  10. Jul 4

    "Also on the ballot: Should fake girl gamers be put on a federal no fly list?"

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. Jul 4

    It was dark days for America until the guys who make clash of clans ripoffs and "Gary vaynerchuk: the social network" came to our rescue

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  12. Jul 4

    so happy to know this 4th of July that the two tech doofuses behind Zynga and linkedin are here to help

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  13. Jul 3

    “The future is already here; it’s just not evenly distributed yet" < "Webster's dictionary defines technology as"

  14. Jul 3

    sad that friends and family won't understand when they find this printed out screenshot as my suicide note but a man can only take so much

    1 reply 4 likes
  15. Jul 3

    it's be very dumb for apple to not include a fingerprint scanner on the iphone 8 for no reason so they'll def do it

    2 retweets
  16. Jul 3

    as a student of history, i know that rahm emmanuel is the only person to get compliment that the trains run on time

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Jul 3

    really wanna know the decision making process that led to a 4-part documentary about jimmy iovine and dr. dre on HBO

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    Jul 1

    Demanding to log on despite it clearly alienating friends & destroying professional ambitions is by far the most relatable thing about Trump

    2 replies 31 retweets 108 likes
  19. Jun 30

    peter theil whispering into Phial of Galadriel (ie the glacier water he gets flown in): "I WILL taste mammoth blood"

    3 retweets 8 likes
  20. Jun 30

    "Like, okay, what if in some imaginary land I had maybe gone to a website called Crackz & Warez and downloaded Star Fox 2...."

    we spent a full minute asking variants on “hypothetically if we’ve played star fox 2…” and nintendo was not into it
    1 reply

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