King of the Hill ended on May 6th, 2010. I wonder how Dale reacted to the 2010, 2012, 2014, and 2016 elections.
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He landed on his feet, though. Still a barber. Ended up adopting the one young man out of the bunch who actually listened to him. Found it felt nice to live for somebody, and never again added to his suicide attempts.
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Boomhauer? Married, already has three young kids. Got around to explaining he was a Texas Ranger when like fifty of them showed up to the wedding.
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Luann? Lucky? Both work retail, both are on food stamps. Lucky has about two hundred thousand dollars worth of Bitcoin, however, saved up for their child's education.
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Peggy? Back to college to be a school counselor, thinks she knows every goddamn thing. She's trying to double-major in Education and Psych.
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(And when I say "back to college" I mean "attending college." Somewhere local.)
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John Redcorn eventually got drunk with Dale one evening and told him everything. Dale got quiet, left, spent fourteen hours on the Internet, and discovered that some cultures considered that children born of women with two husbands belonged to both men. It worked for him.
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Dale still openly supports Trump, hats and yard signs and all, runs a linkblog and everything, but is keeping a journal of how it's all his master plan to meet him in person and become famous by taking him out.
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Trump's staff eventually arranges a meeting at the state capitol as part of his 2020 reelection campaign (and yes that campaign is actually a thing going on right now). Dale assumes it's open-carry. It isn't. He's escorted out on stage, unarmed, to welcome Trump to Texas.
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Sweating before the cameras, with the eyes of the world upon him, with his family and country watching his moment of truth with shame in their eyes... Dale dives at the President and pulls down his pants.
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He becomes a global meme overnight. Once he's out of custody, he hastily amends his master plan and posts it for the world. It's his proudest moment. His basement lair is plastered with political cartoons about the pantsing heard 'round the world. Texas flips blue.
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Next day, same fence, same beers, same guys. Pregnant pause. Hank volunteers, "Always figured he was a briefs guy." "Yep." "Yeeup." "Mmm-hmm." "Yep." [The end.]
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