dad = a papa
racecar = track cart
never odd or even = NaN
was it a car or a cat I saw? = motor o' tom?
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A Toyota's a Toyota. = Race fast, safe car.
Too hot to hoot. = Madame Owl'll woe, madam.
Oops, poo! = We "ew".
Top spot! = Yay!
Step on no pets. != Senile felines. != Goddamn, mad dog.