I have received a small piece of wood in the mail declaring me a Master Fashion Designer! This is exciting, albeit a plain untruth.
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I got one that says that I'm a Master Actor.
The front of it is a much better descriptor of me.
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"Huh? What playing card would be a good descriptor of..."
*checks notes*
"Ohhh, right."
