Nobody looks quite like Nancy Pelosi. Thank God.pic.twitter.com/gqttdbVEvF
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Except the melted wax on a Maker’s bottle. Dead ringerpic.twitter.com/XkuwyalmYY
Stand next to your fridge.
Baby....killer?
I see what you did there Jack!
If you aren't wearing dentures, then NO.
Whoever that fella is, I'm guessing he's never been a soldier. That particular disparaging term is reserved for use by cowards.
Bad hair days
The prostitution of the word fascist, changing its original meaning... It is almost reaching a point that, due to their enormous ignorance about the meaning, it starts to almost sound like a positive adjective.
He locked his account hahaha
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