Dad, why does your left eye float in midair?
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I can't even laugh at this. I know too many 40 year olds who fit this meme.
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never used snapchat or tik tok, proud of myself
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What a phenomenal achievement.
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Son: How do I get a date with a girl? Dad: Go up an ask her out. Son: You mean text het. Dad: No, I mean walk up to her and ask her out. Son: No way, that is scary. Any other ways? Dad: Yes, yes son there is, just smear yourself in glitter. You will be a BFF.
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He's making money out of it, don't see the problem


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That floating eyeball is the only thing I can think about here.
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Yes let's post lame videos on a China website makes sense
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