Note to Lab Techs at Wuhan BSL-4 Lab. Experimental Bats must not be sold to the local Wet Market. The $100 you gain by the sale could cause $100 Trillion in economic damage and the loss of countless lives. If you need to supplement your Lab Tech job we recommend Taxi driver.
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This thing was created in a lab.
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Correlation not causation.
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Bats were never on God's list of kosher food!
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The butterfly (bat) effect.
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That
was injected at the Wuhan Institute of Virology and his name was WutangThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This shit was likely already out there fall of last year, maybe even October. I'm spoken to several medical professionals who told me that they had seen quite a few people with flu symptoms that tested negative for flu. I know it doesn't fit the narrative but that's fact.
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As opposed to fully cooked bat which is totally fine.
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