With a dog tied to the roof of the car 
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It was hilarious!! I peed in my pants from laughing!! My 91 year old mom enjoyed my reading the answers to her!! Glorious entertainment! Thanks
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Giving Romney the persecution he craves doesn't hurt him, that is what he wants!!! Don't play his game. He is truly the most unimportant man in America right now... so ignore him. He'll be much more bothered by not being important.
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Romney takes the last sheets of toilet paper and doesn’t replace the roll.
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I spent over two hours going through all of those, I just couldn't stop.

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It’s a shame he’s not up for re-election until 2024.
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Romney washes his hands after getting out of the shower.
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Just seeing this tweet now, and I be responses are everything I hoped they would be.
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He's the type a guy who leaves a sip of milk in the carton and puts it back in the refrigerator.
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