His bronzer job looked presidential as hell today.
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Are his staff afraid to tell him he goes out day after day with raccoon eyes and unfinished makeup—or do they like him looking awful.
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imagine being this proud of being this deep in denial
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Lol. Imagine being that jealous that Obama was elected without help from Russia.
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He bumbled through the speech, but I can see why you'd like that.
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Which part was presidential? Was it the slurring and sniffing? The lies? The difficulty reading off of a TelePrompTer? Or the sépia paint on his face?
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He looked seriously unwell. He was short of breath and gasping for oxygen. Kind of like a heart failure patient.
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Except that he doesn’t have a heart.
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Dude was wasted
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