I rarely have alcohol when I go out and people get weirded out by that 
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Just can't marry sir
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Ok boomer
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Also stay married. Especially if you have kids. Just do it.
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children are the best drugs to combat old age blues
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Be a rebel Stay hydrated
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Not all.
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And don't get tattoos... PLEASE!
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