Also don't ever use the kitchen towel that has the cute sayings on it.
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Proof of Life. whew.
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Upgrade to a lamper. We have 7 of them.
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Good grief.
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Nobodyyyyyy caressss man!!
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Oh wow....that was low down
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I now know why my woman has been plotting to kill me. I been using those "decorative" towels all this time. She always holds the knife and gives the stank eye
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Ever use a knife from the matching silverware to pry something open- then get yelled at for using it.... then it breaks in half right when you say “ it’s fine!”???
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