I’d pay to stand there and watch you say this to the Italians that make parmigiano reggiano 

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Branches are just roots in the sky.
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Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets
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Butter is just lumpy milk
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Bananas are just really big berries.
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Unless it’s between 2 pieces of bread, then it’s a sandwich.
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And..
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You're out of control
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