Not this one my man. Completely non-soy!pic.twitter.com/21x4hURzQ0
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I’m practically an expert.
In LA, the number is higher
Arrr.... wimpiest pirate to never sail the seven seas... tis SOYBEARD! 

Big beard, brand new ironed pre-stained jeans,rolled up on the skinnleg bottom, brand new $100 flannel, rolled up sleeves and calling AAA because he has no clue how to change his flat tire.
I trimmed mine for the summer and it made me feel like a soybeard. Also, is Jack allowed to talk about beards if he doesn’t have one?
Well I ain't shaving mine, or cuttin my hair, an I don't do soy, ah ha! New t-shirt slogan!
And the Pac NW
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