This is an actual FoxNews headlinepic.twitter.com/Tkxz3mZHIF
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He gotcha
I've never owned a microwave.
You don’t know what you’re missing
Doh! He stole my bit!! I don’t want to have to move on to your toaster!!! We all don’t even know if you have a rotating turntable in the microwave yet 
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