Nah, avocado toast is more of a man-bun. Cargo shorts are more like gas station sushi.
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Men should not wear shorts in real life OR eat avocado toast
perfect analogy
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This is extremely accurate
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How is it possible for one person to be so right about politics, and be so wrong about food?
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No, subs get carried in Canada Goose parkas in Chicago's -20 degree weather.
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Add a hoodie and a goatee and the ensemble is complete.
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Can you imagine ordering that at a restaurant? It’s an appetizer at best and that’s very generous.
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Cauliflower mashed “potatoes.”
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