Clean shirt, new shoes And I don't know where I am goin' to Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manpic.twitter.com/xS6Fw8OBGS
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I wear pants when I run in the Florida sun. That’s just what alpha runners do around here. All these beta runners wearing shorts.



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And 100% of betas reading your tweet while they are wearing capris, or those 3/4 length monstrosities popular in Munich or Rome
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I had no idea this was a “thing” among men. Wild.
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Cause it's not
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That's because you're such a tiny guy that shorts look like pants on you. Hard to claim you're an "alpha" at 5'7"...twerp.
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Same goes for sandals.
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