I want to fly as a crocodile, but they are banned... What now?
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Can we identify as a ter or _ist?
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I wouldn't recommend identifying as a Vietnamese-American Dr.
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They should also have the right to their own airplanes. May I suggest the Boeing 737-Max 8?
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Wow. Won't be booking anymore flights with United.
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Fly the gender identity friendly skies.
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NPC Airlines.
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Hey,
@united, with all of my soul I identify as a first-class kind of guy. Sadly, at this time, I am temporarily without first-class funds. Can you help this confused traveler fulfill my flight destiny?#UpgradeMyLifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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