A team of highly paid scientists spent TWO YEARS watching dogs take dumps. Imagine having that job and being asked "dear, how was your day?" Every night. Gives new meaning to answering "it was a crappy day"
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Is this peer reviewed?
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I must have a lot of magnets in my yard.
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I would maintain that dogs defecate facing upwind, which just happens to coincide with northerly breezes.
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The Guardian nothing but dog doo
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I don't buy that how much money was spent to figure that one out. My dog must be able to smell magnetic fields before he goes poop.
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This has got to be a liberal research study
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My back yard must be right on top of it
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