Taco Bell REFUSED to give me an English language menu. If anyone knows the English words for tacos, tortillas, burritos, and cinnamon twists, please let me know. This is America and we (as should all menus) speak English!!
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Tacos are middles, tortillas are small cakes and burritos are small donkeys. Hope that helps
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I was ridiculed online for trying to cheat on my wife using a dating app. Whoops. That was you.
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My parents disowned me and wrote me out of the will just because I told them Trump has been a better parent for me than either of them. Then my irrational wife left and took the kids because she always lost our arguments about Trump's greatness
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Kavanaugh- I’ll never get past what they did to that man and then it was oh well on to the next.
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I know right?! Poor Brett was *checks notes* confirmed to the Supreme Court.
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I got arrested at the Indianapolis Colts game for wearing a MAGA hat and picking someone up and putting him on my shoulders to stand for the anthem. EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAND!
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Once my family found out I liked Trump, they started harassing me on a daily basis. My nephew that who goes to a liberal arts school, I think he's gay, blocked every channel except for Bravo on my TV. I had to pay $50 for a tech to come fix it.
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I tried to wash my maga cap but it got mixed in with my whites and when I wore a pink shirt to work my boss made me take a psychological profile test which I made my son take in my place but he wrote all the worst answers and I had to go to a mental asylum (!)
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