I would literally rather pee jagged shards of glass. I'm serious. Before reading anything this pompous blue falcon babbles, I would take broken bits of glass, put it in my bladder, and piss it out again.https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1073269575314235392 …
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OMG.
@KurtSchlichter makes me literally laugh out loud every single day. He has a way with words.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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For real. I need details.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You know
@KurtSchlichter Always so diplomatic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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