We here at the CDC want to terrorize you this holiday season about
this delicious wholesome org cookie dough
IT'S REALLY BAD 

&
remember that
untested vaccines on kids are safe
This message is from the revolving doors #BigPharma & @CDCgov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Cy3xi62m0 …pic.twitter.com/xVOlYAgByo
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And America is doing just fine
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Yum. I mean we've got cookie dough ice cream ffs.
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If raw chocolate chip cookie dough were actually dangerous our streets would be stacked high with the corpses of dead stoners.
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Cookie dough bad.......but lettuce is good for you!!

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Heat your eggs, add as CUSTARD to your MIX mmmmmmm, mmm
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First get some Cobalt-60. Next, irradiate the cookie dough. Finally, eat to your heart's content. https://www.fda.gov/food/resourcesforyou/consumers/ucm261680.htm …
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What if I use pasteurized eggs?
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But it's so good!!!!!
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