Fed the horses while they were still in their stalls.
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I once got 13 record albums for free. All I had to do was buy 6 more at full price in the next 2 years. Never did it.
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I was brave enough to order one Snuggie and they capitulated to my will by offering me a second at no additional cost!
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I changed lanes on the way to work without using my blinker.
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I didn’t take a covered dish to the work potluck party, but I was the first making my plate at lunch.
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