Comedic gold! Keep ‘em coming!!! 




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Fantasizing about executing liberals in a civil war is pretty normal and regular
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Dearest Mother It is with heavy heart I must inform you I am tired of all this winning...booming economy 4.5 GDP lowest unemployment in 40 yrs nuclear free Korean Peninsula & now another SC pick -will endure having so much fun
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One snowflake was trapped in an overstock bin of pink hats & had to eat his way out.
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