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Filthy Greedy Capitalist
@JackDolan_x
Joined December 2015
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When you hug someone that isn't a sexual partner nor a potential future sexual partner, is it always a collar bone hug? Is it ever a full-body hug? I collar bone hug everyone but my wife. What if it's your sister, daughter, mom? Are y'all full-body hugging family?
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I'm glad I was born a man instead of a woman because I wouldn't want to have to spend half of my waking hours in a bathroom.
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My penis is undoubtedly cleaner than my hands at most times. I should be washing my dick after I touch it with my filthy hands, not the other way around.
The only reason you've ever eaten a Tootsie Roll is because someone bought cheap-ass candy to pass out on Halloween.
I hate marshmallows in my cocoa.
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With governments cracking down on & criminalising #climate protests aimed at disrupting motorways, we can soon expect to see traffic, ahem, flowing freely
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You think millions of years of evolution got it wrong and that eating a vegan / tofu diet is optimal for health?
gtfo
#vegan #vegetarian #Carnivore
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Frank Sinatra can NOT sing. Anyone how disagrees has the musical intellect of an infant.
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The 12 Steps to Serfdom 🎶🥹
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Oh there's crazier stuff you could get dragged around by.
Like the late-2022 class of meme coins:
(I don't understand these people well and haven't talked to them, I just think it would be fun if they "engage with" you a bit too)
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Satoshi Nakamoto, Julian Assange & Bram Cohen are my heroes.
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$THE top hodlers still increasing their stack while plebs keep being poor.
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$THE top 100 wallets are either hodling or buying more.
$THE bounce is imminent.
The SEC can label any cryptocurrency anything they want. If it's truly decentralized, it doesn't matter.
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Why do only the battleground states need extra days to count the votes??
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Someone should make a project called "THE Protocol", so that their shills can say "Look, soandso mentioned THE!" pretty much any time anyone says anything.
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CT OGs. Don't tell me you did 100x on some shitcoin with $50K marketcap and $5K liquidity. How much did you even buy and successfully sell? 12 bucks worth?
GTFO.
$THE PUMP IS INEVITABLE
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Joe Biden: "The right that I pushed hard and I finally got changed to marry couples in the privacy of their bedroom."
What?!?! 🤣 🤣
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