Jelle van Wijhe

@J_vanWijhe

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Amsterdam
Joined September 2012
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  1. Apr 11

    What in the actual fuck you complete and utter piece of shit

    Spicer: 'Hitler didn't even sink to chemical weapons'
    3 retweets 3 likes
  2. Mar 13

    Dropped Nexus 6p, screen no longer works. Switched to backup iPhone 4S. Laughably tiny and I feel like a giant. Why did we ever want this?!

    2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
  3. Feb 27

    Somewhere right now a startup is having an extremely unproductive meeting about how their software will help improve meeting productivity.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    When the curtain falls you realize ol'muzkrat's been ghost writing my lyrics the entire time.

    All systems go, except the movement trace of an upper stage engine steering hydraulic piston was slightly odd. Standing down to investigate.
    16 replies 80 retweets 320 likes
  5. Jan 31

    🍕

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  6. Jan 27

    Mood. Pretty much daily at this point...

    1 reply 1 like
  7. Jan 20

    Uhm, Mr. President, historically when the hearts of nations are opened to patriotism, prejudice tends to slip in as patriotism's +1.

    3 likes
  8. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2016

    Here's what the electoral map would look like if only people who weren't burnt to a crisp in the nuclear holocaust voted.

    732 replies 12,903 retweets 16,925 likes
  9. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2016

    10 tech acquisitions from 2016 you should know from

    1 reply 19 retweets 19 likes
  10. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2016

    EXCLUSIVE: Russia is missing from Trump’s top defense priorities, according to a DoD memo obtained by FP.

    55 replies 652 retweets 369 likes
  11. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2016

    To not be accused of being partisan against you. God.

    If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House wait so long to act? Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?
    6 replies 10 retweets 15 likes
  12. 15 Dec 2016

    Let Me Point out to you How Ridiculous the Trump Tech Meeting Was via

  13. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2016

    with

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. 9 Dec 2016

    Good.

    Verdict expected in hate speech trial of Dutch politician Wilders
  15. 8 Dec 2016

    In Praise of Ugly Food

  16. 21 Nov 2016

    This is the sort of thing people need to internalize in the coming months / years:

    1 like
  17. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    Check out the new Index Perspective on ! This is how Tech sees Trump:

    5 retweets
  18. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2016

    git add -A git commit -m "Moar stuff"

    28 retweets 43 likes
  19. 11 Oct 2016

    Sometimes I <3 you, world.

    BREAKING: The Ken Bone sweater has sold out
    1 like
  20. Retweeted
    26 Aug 2016

    Amsterdam launches program to help startups scale in the US

    22 retweets 16 likes

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