Jonathan Zdziarski
not Jony Ive
@JZdziarski Damn it, your joke is better than mine. 
FBI: You should do it, it’s just one phone Apple: No it isn’t FBI: We got in Apple: You should say how, it’s just one phone FBI: No it isn’t
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@JonyIveParody I wish mine was a joke - View other replies
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@JZdziarski@JonyIveParody I'd be more concerned if it was a device with the crypto features of the A7 of later processor. -
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@DJSnM@JonyIveParody why you should be very concerned about your Secure Enclave device http://www.zdziarski.com/blog/?p=6029 - View other replies
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@JZdziarski@JonyIveParody Yep, I live in a permanent state of concern, but I like to think that's a step up from knowing an exploit exists.
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FBI: Do it... it’s just one phone Apple: No it isn’t FBI: We got in! Apple: Say how... it’s just one phone FBI: No it isn’t (RT
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@JZdziarski@Snowden The FBI are the new criminals. -
@JZdziarski@ioerror excellent and perfectly concisepic.twitter.com/jQ8xlQpwba
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@JZdziarski@Snowden Who recalls the Laugh In skit on phones by Lily Tomlin: "Laws? What laws? We're the PHONE company!" -
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@JZdziarski@SheilaS this joke is brilliant!! Too bad it's not really a joke though... -
@Mr_Joe_Beck@JZdziarski I know, right?
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@JZdziarski@Rose_Marie_Holt Grandmother said: Believe None of What You Hear and Half of What You See -
@JZdziarski@Snowden@csoghoian Maybe you'd like to know that FBI hasn't even the decency to wait, but it's no news.https://twitter.com/voidiss/status/715600531058724864 … -
@JZdziarski your Tweet was quoted in a story by@BoingBoinghttp://boingboing.net/2016/03/30/after-suddenly-dropping-apple.html … -
@JZdziarski@SheilaInCT perfectly logical -
@JZdziarski@SherryNothingam FBI originally wanted all access via a backdoor to all iPhones. VERY different than one phone+Precedent setting -
@JZdziarski Go#teamfbi People must protect themselves and not rely on companies. -
@JZdziarski@monsoonsoldier actually the rhetoric from Apple would still be the same, that it's not just one phone, this is a security hole. -
@JZdziarski Check This Out! NSA has deployed this classified technology in USA. Based on Patent No: US 3951134 A: http://www.google.com/patents/US3951134 …
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