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Yo Will Musgrave was never the head coach at . This person isn’t the special teams coordinator at UGA either.
Brilliant idea: Why don’t we all pay someone to go house-to-house, collect the trash and bring it to this location?!
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Beginning this morning at 11AM, the City of New Orleans Department of Sanitation will allow residents to dispose of bagged household garbage at the Elysian Fields Transfer Station
This will be free of charge, temporarily, while our sanitation contractor capacity increases.
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Starting Aug. 16, everyone in New Orleans age 12+ must show proof of at least 1 dose of a #COVID vaccine or a negative PCR test within the last 72 hours to do activities with a higher risk of transmission. This is in addition to the indoor mask mandate.
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Highest cases/capita in the world, state or country, with population ≥ 1 million
1. Louisiana 99/100,000
2. Botswana 98/100,000
3. Florida 90/100,000
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Have any of y'all ever been able to find the $59 Southwest deal in these emails? Is it like a golden ticket situation?
After a year+ of zoom-only meetings, it’s shocking how many of you live with beeping smoke detectors in your homes.
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Don't miss Jordan Von Tress with Lucid . Get your tickets today! #blacktechnola #techartculture #btn2021 @explorepossibilities
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Can we create a “report to insurance” button for anyone recording and uploading videos while driving?
Years down the road, will Trump supporters reenact the insurrection like they do with Civil War battles?
"Hey, they took things out of context!"
"Here's us doing a search for the word 'fight' with no context"
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Impeach. Remove. Now.
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It's easy to guess who someone with a “MAGA” hat or Biden-Harris tote voted for. But Cool Whip or loose eggs?
We wondered if it was possible to identify Trump and Biden voters based on what's in their refrigerators.
Take our quiz to see how you do 
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With public perceptions constantly shifting, marketers must be agile and put brand measurement at the forefront of their decision-making. More from our Publishing Partner,
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Lucid is your platform — for market research, academic studies, ad measurement, and more.
For more information: pardot.luc.id/sizzle-reel
#MRX #MarketResearch #AdMeasurment
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We’re seeing one word now more than ever – "No."
Lucid is transforming these two letters. Let's get knowing. #NoIntoKnow
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We have seen one word now more than ever – "No."
No, we don’t have the same budgets, priorities or plans that we all expected. No, we can't even leave our homes in the same way.
Lucid is transforming these two letters. Let's get knowing. #NoIntoKnow
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Social distancing is difficult – but no matter the distance, we're all in this together. #COVID19
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As we face the COVID-19 crisis together, Lucid is continuing to practice our policy of openness and transparency. We will post regular updates tracking the metrics of our Marketplace, so everyone in our ecosystem is aware of the global trends we're seeing. luc.id/marketplacemet
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One. Day. At. A. Time.
Flatten the Coronavirus curve.
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"The health and safety of our employees, customers, and the general public are always of paramount priority. With this in mind, Lucid is well-prepared to adjust our business operations to help minimize any impact and prevent the spread of COVID-19."
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"The fact that Lucid is a marketplace, we were able to access a broader set of people in a way that is a little more seamless than something that is just a single panel provider." — Rishi Guharay,
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Big news! Lucid recently won a gold Telly Award for our "We Are Lucid" video! Take a look: tellyawards.com/winners/2019/n
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Stop posting photos, videos, etc from your driver’s seat. You look like an idiot and no one cares about the song playing or what you’re passing. #psa
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Are toms the old allbirds?
Osterine for the win
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And that is Carolina football. #BelkBowl
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Thanks to the guys at the Intellicast for supporting our evolved branding and Lucid vision. soundcloud.com/user-640223195 (7:24)
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Discover how we’re making ourselves, our clients, and the world more Lucid.
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I hope Dino goes to Clempson’s locker room to congratulate them.
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