Hate Alex Jones but this checks out imo
Newman says that in deposition, Alex Jones said he couldn't recall basic facts about kids, because, "I had a big bowl of chili for lunch."
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I'm using this at work after lunchtime. "I'm unable to work right now. I had a big bowl of chili."
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Is this a real thing or a Seinfeld reference? I can't tell any more
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Ah, yes! The old "Chili-makes-my-brains-fall-off" defense! Think that was on Matlock once. Matlock saw right through it.
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I think Columbo pretended to believe it, but used it later to really nail him.
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"I had Jello today."
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Same. Plus cereal for breakfast. Is this a defense?
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beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you can't recall basic facts about your children.
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This made my week!!
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