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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA [PART 2]: The Goldblums take over the earth. The dinos are enslaved and used as tools. The Goldblums find more human blood. Guess who they clone... John. Fucking. Goodman. Surprise motherfuckers. This is now a prequel to The Flintstones.
TEMPLATE TO MILK THIS DYING THREAD : _______ are [EXTINCT/ENSLAVED]. _______ find human blood. Guess who they clone... [BELOVED STAR] J______. Fucking. G______. Surprise [STRONGLY IMPOLITE EXPLETIVE]. This is now a [SEQUEL/PREQUEL] to [UNRELATED CLASSIC 1993 FILM].
BUT, what if— and stay with me here— the sequel ALSO includes cloning more dinosaurs and trying to control life and thinking it’s gonna go right this time
Dinosaurs cloning humans and the humans start developing nukes
I'd watch this
If C. Lauper can be in this ill buy a ticket NOW.
10/10 Jeff Goldblums, would watch
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