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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA [PART 2]: The Goldblums take over the earth. The dinos are enslaved and used as tools. The Goldblums find more human blood. Guess who they clone... John. Fucking. Goodman. Surprise motherfuckers. This is now a prequel to The Flintstones.
TEMPLATE TO MILK THIS DYING THREAD : _______ are [EXTINCT/ENSLAVED]. _______ find human blood. Guess who they clone... [BELOVED STAR] J______. Fucking. G______. Surprise [STRONGLY IMPOLITE EXPLETIVE]. This is now a [SEQUEL/PREQUEL] to [UNRELATED CLASSIC 1993 FILM].
This made me imagine a t-rex, in a lab coat, trying to put on safety glasses and pick up a test tube. I think they should make this.
Bonus marks if the first 75 minutes of the film is entirely un-subtitled dinosaurs having screeching conversations. And when the #JeffGoldblum clone appears, he speaks perfect English, *but can't communicate with anyone else*. 10/10 would watch.
This is totally how I pictured this film.
Now I want it all lmao
Instead of Jurassic Park can we call it The Planet Of The Dinosaurs? Or a Live-action Land Before Time?
The Land After Time.
Lmaooo underrated movie title
That's brilliant! It should be a movie! It would be surreal dark comedy like "Being John Malkovich" I wish you could pitch this to a studio.. I mean with the right treatment I could really imagine a studio buying the rights to this.
Thank you Heather... Yes, Spike Jonze should direct this!
Start writing the screenplay immediately! Find some way to pitch it to Jeff Goldblum directly.. Viola!! ; )
As much as I would love to do this, I have a feeling Universal would object. I would die a happy man if The Goldblum merely acknowledges my existence. So far I haven’t heard if he’s seen this tweet. It’s at 13.7 million impressions now (crossed fingers)
JR, are these your own words? That is a lot of comments & likes, man. Good idea for a film though.
Yes, my own words. I was telling my buddies at work about my absurd sequel idea. They thought it was funny so I posted it. Never imagined a quarter of a million people would like it. Crazy.
Woaaah...
What the Actual Fuck
Exactly.
No. I will literally go to buy the fly movies AND Jurassic Park movies Just to complete this crossover movie set. 
*humps Jeff Goldblum’s
leg for a hot second....
Me : *humps Jeff Goldblum's other leg *
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