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@thepuritan for publishing my story The Fox Beneath the Statue in their latest issue.https://twitter.com/thepuritan/status/869175694890323968 …
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Jeremy Colangelo Retweeted
Everyone is focusing in toadette’s exclusivity with the super crown and not nintendo low-key dropping that luigi wants to transition
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"New year new me!" [Immediately screws up] "Well that's just new years on the Georgian calendar. Surely by new years day on the Julian calendar I-" [Screws up in precisely the same way] "Alright so Chinese new year is in early February and-"
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Me, foolish: [Capoeira spin-kicking even though I have no coordination] You, armed: I will cut your legs off with a knife! Me, one step ahead: [Already replaced my blood with acid and now it's splashing everywhere, now it's on your face, you cannot stop how fucking prepared I am]
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Fun fact! The catch-phrase "Live, Laugh, Love" actually comes from a similar phrase in Latin, "Veni, Vidi, Vici"
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The GOP and has been most effective at painting liberal movements into a corner precisely because they know we put individuals on pedestals as the "face" of things. If they beat AOC, it's a small step for them to paint a picture that the whole movement is done.
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Some works didn't make it to the public domain this week. When necessary to prevent culture from being lost forever, we have an ethical duty to violate short-sighted copyright law and preserve works in a viable format. This is a higher duty than preserving an income stream.pic.twitter.com/WFhI08O8bk
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If you do not have at least one viral tweet by the age of thirty one will be assigned to you at government expensehttps://twitter.com/OHMYGODitsKAT/status/1080582073386188805 …
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In difficult times, I like to recall the wise words that Neil Gaiman spoke to me oh so many years ago: "Get the fuck out of my house"
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“Reality and her story are literally at the center of a vital conversation about patriotism, honor, access, and power in this gut-wrenching American moment.”https://interc.pt/2F5dFlM
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Please welcome 1923 to 2019! My article at Smithsonian.https://twitter.com/SmithsonianMag/status/1079765403503595526 …
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in 2019, i need all writers/editors to stop using the phrase “*preferred* pronouns” when you just mean “pronouns”
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The fact that exactly zero of the ~540 American billionaires has stepped up to fix Flint’s water system is evidence that the “we don’t need taxes—the wealthy will help humanity out of the charitable goodness of their hearts” philosophy is 100% fiction.
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IMAGINE if Warren had just said “My family had a myth about a Cherokee ancestor. I now realize how pervasive that myth is and want to recant any claims to a Cherokee identity or ancestor. I will center actual Native voices as I work to create equitable policy.”pic.twitter.com/2KndWhTtih
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and what have you donehttps://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1079967098925998080 …
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Allegedly happy New year (!)
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RIP 20-Gay-Teen Helooooo 20-BIne-Teen This train doesn't stop!
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"All new years are based on deception" - Sun Tzu
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New DM: "I know you disagree with my ruling, but if you look at pages 75 and 210 of..." Experienced DM: "... and while you were arguing with me, a group of bandits snuck up behind you. Roll initiative."
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New favourite example of complex structure.https://twitter.com/Bl00dThunder/status/1079816585353875456 …
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STOP RTING THIS I HATE YOU ALL
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