Jeremy Colangelo

@JRColangelo

Author. Published in blog and . Lover of Joyce. (He/him.)

Howth Castle and Environs
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 May 2017

    Thanks to for publishing my story The Fox Beneath the Statue in their latest issue.

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  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Everyone is focusing in toadette’s exclusivity with the super crown and not nintendo low-key dropping that luigi wants to transition

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  3. 2 hours ago

    "New year new me!" [Immediately screws up] "Well that's just new years on the Georgian calendar. Surely by new years day on the Julian calendar I-" [Screws up in precisely the same way] "Alright so Chinese new year is in early February and-"

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Me, foolish: [Capoeira spin-kicking even though I have no coordination] You, armed: I will cut your legs off with a knife! Me, one step ahead: [Already replaced my blood with acid and now it's splashing everywhere, now it's on your face, you cannot stop how fucking prepared I am]

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  5. 8 hours ago

    Fun fact! The catch-phrase "Live, Laugh, Love" actually comes from a similar phrase in Latin, "Veni, Vidi, Vici"

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    The GOP and has been most effective at painting liberal movements into a corner precisely because they know we put individuals on pedestals as the "face" of things. If they beat AOC, it's a small step for them to paint a picture that the whole movement is done.

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  7. Retweeted

    Some works didn't make it to the public domain this week. When necessary to prevent culture from being lost forever, we have an ethical duty to violate short-sighted copyright law and preserve works in a viable format. This is a higher duty than preserving an income stream.

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  8. Jan 3

    If you do not have at least one viral tweet by the age of thirty one will be assigned to you at government expense

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  9. Jan 2

    In difficult times, I like to recall the wise words that Neil Gaiman spoke to me oh so many years ago: "Get the fuck out of my house"

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    “Reality and her story are literally at the center of a vital conversation about patriotism, honor, access, and power in this gut-wrenching American moment.”

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  11. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    Please welcome 1923 to 2019! My article at Smithsonian.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    in 2019, i need all writers/editors to stop using the phrase “*preferred* pronouns” when you just mean “pronouns”

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    Jan 1

    The fact that exactly zero of the ~540 American billionaires has stepped up to fix Flint’s water system is evidence that the “we don’t need taxes—the wealthy will help humanity out of the charitable goodness of their hearts” philosophy is 100% fiction.

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  14. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    IMAGINE if Warren had just said “My family had a myth about a Cherokee ancestor. I now realize how pervasive that myth is and want to recant any claims to a Cherokee identity or ancestor. I will center actual Native voices as I work to create equitable policy.”

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  15. Dec 31
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  16. Dec 31

    Allegedly happy New year (!)

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  17. Dec 31

    RIP 20-Gay-Teen Helooooo 20-BIne-Teen This train doesn't stop!

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  18. Dec 31

    "All new years are based on deception" - Sun Tzu

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  19. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    New DM: "I know you disagree with my ruling, but if you look at pages 75 and 210 of..." Experienced DM: "... and while you were arguing with me, a group of bandits snuck up behind you. Roll initiative."

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    New favourite example of complex structure.

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  21. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    STOP RTING THIS I HATE YOU ALL

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