Julia Platz-Halter

@JPlatzHalter

Contributor . Author of bizarro fiction. [she/her]

The Pillow Fortress
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. sij

    Petition to call this new decade the "Screaming Twenties"

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  2. I just found out Cirque du Soleil is Quebec France and not France France 🤒🤢🤮

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  3. Just the worst tortures imaginable forever and ever and doing it once is enough to be damned as not even Jesus's sacrifice can atone for it.

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  4. There's a special place in hell for people who post the Denzel Washington gif with "I sAw X tReNdInG aNd WaS wOrRiEd"

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  5. the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog 1234567890

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  6. nfkdlsakjnlfsdanfkl;sdnkl;fgdanasfdklfnadkslfhikadsjlop;asfnkdhlnkasflnckzl,xjnascdkl;asfnkl

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  7. As someone who's sexually aroused by provincial politics and procedural minutia, the real winner in Iowa was my dick. 🍆💦😳🙈🤪

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  8. Seeing one of its own along with paper plates and empty soda cans is a real come to god moment.

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  9. For every bag of trash I throw out I include an fresh trash bag so the bag being used to hold the trash doesn't feel superior to the trash inside it.

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  10. Poor record keeping and the chaos the Vietnam War meant that the summoning circle first used in 1908 was lost forever.

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
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  12. In 1967 Abbie Hoffman exorcised the demon Baldahameresh from the Pentagon and that's why America hasn't won any wars since then.

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  13. After the conquest of bread its former ruling class were put on trial and executed for crimes against wheat.

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  14. The Negotiated Settlement of Bread The Status Quo Ante Bellum of Bread The Low Intensity Conflict In the Rye Province of Bread

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  15. Twitter being dumb.

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  16. Also there was a goth giraffe villager and she was actually pretty hot.

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  17. I dreamed about Animal Crossing last night. I was making puns like: Tom "Dirty Lying Crook" Nook Tom "Prices So High They Leave You Shook" Nook Tom "Can Really Cook A Book" Nook Tom "All Your Money He Took" Nook

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  18. 6. velj

    Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Me: Nobody saying nothing implies somebody saying something and I'm replying to them. This format bad.

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  19. 6. velj

    More like "Signs Of The Uncreative Title." But for real, this episode proves that Duo is the best Gundam pilot by having him obliterate Robo-Heero and Robo-Trowa with ease. Get fucked. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍

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  20. 6. velj

    Episode 45: Signs Of The Final Battle

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  21. 6. velj

    Dorothy's Mobile Doll control center is so fucking cool. I want a setup just like it. 360 degree monitors, HTC Vive, giant particle beam cannon capable of hitting the Earth from space... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍

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