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@JOEL9ONE

La Flama Blanca, 2x Super Bowl Champ, anti-robot

Charlottesville, VA
waterboys.org/kili/
Joined January 2013
Born on March 28, 1985
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  1. 2 hours ago

    This is actually insane.

    Tim Tebow has now hit a home run in his first game with all three of the minor league teams he has played for: Columbia Fireflies, Port St. Lucie Mets & Binghamton Rumble Ponies.
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  2. 10 hours ago

    I’m not sure if this is accurate, but the kid has just become a take machine. We’ve barely talked about football. And he’s pretty good.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    He wasn’t even the only one w this take 🤦🏼‍♂️

    Stephen A. Smith says Josh Rosen prefers New York over Cleveland because there are more Jews
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  4. 12 hours ago

    Convo w made me dive back into the Nirvana catalogue for today’s workout. Tremendous.

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  5. Apr 4

    Really proud of my former teammate and like I told him...WHEN he makes it, I’ll be there!!

    Major respect for ex-NFL running back who's getting ready to train for the Paralympics after losing his leg in a car accident. Never give up, keep griding.
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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Check out this amazing pic from November of a wolf

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Random shoutout to the men and women of our armed forces....I’ve only been without my kids for a week and a half and don’t know what to do with myself...they go months and put their lives on the line for strangers....THANK YOU

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  8. Apr 3

    #1 Release #2 Jeremy #3 Oceans I know my PJ bracket didn’t reflect this weeks ago exactly, but this is today.

    Replying to @JOEL9ONE
    1. Even Flow 2. Alive 3. Jeremy
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  9. Apr 3

    BOOM

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    And On This Very Day TEN reached number 1 on the billboard charts!
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  10. Apr 3

    Listening to TEN today to get through my workout... not many better albums you can listen to all the way through. Side note: Jeff Ament is actually a great pick up basketball player.

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    Apr 3

    HEY PHILLY: What city is the FIRST city to win a Super Bowl and an NCAA Championship Title in the same year?

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  12. Apr 3

    I see you also tweeted that this proves I hate white people. You realize how hilarious it would be for me to disprove this.

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  13. Apr 3

    The left is hypocritical all the time. You’re probably illiterate or haven’t followed me for a few years. Not sure how identity politics plays into this until you showed up.

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  14. Apr 3

    What’s funny is you’re projecting #1. You seem insecure if this offends you. #2 is that you’re acting just like the people you profess to despise. #3 is I’ve constantly called out sensitivity (evergreen st college, another school calling a lack of eye contact a micro aggression)

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  15. Apr 3

    Lot to unpack here.

    Replying to @JOEL9ONE
    True leadership of liberal double standards with some sarcasm expecting everyone to understand your message on identity politics. Disappointed in you Chris.
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  16. Apr 3

    Only dead serious tweet I got: Big lesson here that I sincerely hope the offended dads take home is —— if your son has your thin skin/sense of humor, he’s gonna have a hard time thriving as a pro athlete to begin with. But that’s okay. There are way more respectable callings.

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  17. Apr 3

    Mark, not apologizing for a funny, self deprecating joke. That was sarcasm. What I’m doing now is retweeting any ridiculousness in my mentions, to keep the joke going.

    Replying to @JOEL9ONE
    Chris, why halfway apologize when you're still trying to die on your hill? I agree with where you're coming from, but all professional sports are comprised of rare outliers. I say let kids pursue it anyway. Life is full of failure whether you're chasing your dreams or the mundane
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  18. Apr 2

    Consider that this is coming from a ten year NFL “hustle” edge rusher.

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  19. Apr 2

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  20. Apr 2

    To the white dads offended by my joke... I’m sorry... I’m taking the tweet and throwing it away... as well as the game tape from tonight... so that my two year old son, Waylon never sees it.... and gets false hope that he will be an NBA wing player.

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