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    21. srp 2018.

    . 👨🏻 <) )╯Hi, I’m the guy who / \ \ , ( (> Can suck his head in his neck / \ , <) )> And shit it out of his butt 👨🏻/ \ , <) )> 👨🏻/ \ , <) )> Existence is meaningless 👨🏻/ \

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  2. 13. sij

    I've literally always assumed "finagle" was a word everyone agreed to but wasn't a real word!

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  3. 8. sij

    Hey guys...at least he didnt do a Benghazi, amirite?!?!!

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    13. pro 2019.

    The president is a rapist. His sons kill elephants for fun. His daughter owns Chinese sweatshops. His wife is an illegal immigrant who lied to get her citizenship. There is no saving grace. They are all utterly contemptible. If you support them, something is wrong with you.

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  5. 12. pro 2019.

    It has apparently become company policy that ALL verbal conversation be conducted no further than 8 inches from the doorway with the heaviest foot traffic...

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  7. 14. lis 2019.

    Only this administration could find a doctored video of a movie where a spy is brainwashed into killing an entire church full of unarmed innocent people and think...yanno what might make for good PR?

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  8. 12. ruj 2019.

    This website is living proof that "ignore the bullies and they will go away" was the literal worst piece of advice I was ever given!!!

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  9. 6. ruj 2019.

    Saw this posted elsewhere and agree that nobody should forget that the president of the United States has been credibly accused of rape!!

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  10. 3. ruj 2019.

    I like to believe that stormtroopers have excellent aim, but that someone accidentally knocked some puppy DNA into the cloning process so now they get too excited whenever there's company...

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  11. 14. kol 2019.

    Apologies, I'd assume you only got low because she had the boots with the fur and the Reebok's with the straps...perhaps even because she bent down and gave that big booty a slap! I had no idea you had specific rules and pro endures governing your general height...

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  12. 9. kol 2019.

    In my office I'm not currently warm enough to be comfortable but not cold enough to be uncomfortable, which is a pretty solid metaphor for dating guys like me in general....ladies >.o

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  13. 8. kol 2019.

    Here's a non-partisan fact...if you've ever listened to Donald Trump speak and didn't immediately find yourself shocked that this is probably the most inane, idiotic, and pathetic person in existence...it's because you are!

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  14. 30. srp 2019.

    What if all this time you were a superhero like Antman with the power to call upon legions of insects to do your bidding but you never knew because you always thought they were icky or squished them...

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    17. srp 2019.

    Don't share this video of Trump and his accused child sex trafficker buddy Jeffrey Epstein enjoying time together at a Mar A Lago because It will make him upset.

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    7. srp 2019.

    Republicans who assume liberals will try to protect an accused pedophile just bc he’s on their side politically are really telling on themselves

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  18. 24. lip 2019.

    My deal with the whole f&f series is there always seems like there should be somebody like, trained and prepared to deal with these situations but sure let's rig a harpoon onto a Chevy SS and drag a submarine out of the water...why not...

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    22. lip 2019.

    [Party] HIM: Hi, I’m John. ME: Hey, I’m Andrew, with a “y”. HIM: …Where’s the y? OTHER PARTY GUEST FROM ACROSS THE ROOM: Ugh, why is Andrew here?! ME: *Finger guns*

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    19. lip 2019.

    If you DID NOT learn about Juneteenth in school, RT this, I’m really trying to see something.

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