Democracy Dies in Spookiness 

@JKush420YOLO

Because it looks like his shirt says kush, it was funnier in my head. Started as a parody, until I remembered Jared Kushner is boring and not funny. xe/frank

Joined July 2017

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  1. Owning AOC by making her look fun and cool

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  2. A nonzero percentage of people who read that headline are going to think Elizabeth Warren is literally battling Hillary Clinton's poltergeist, in some kind of Exorcist-type scenario

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  3. Good sir, onanism is a grand and honored tradition, and I won't have it sullied by association with fascism.

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    I dunno, from the music it sounds like he might be in possession of several infinity stones

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  5. What the fuck Fox News

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  6. further confirmation of my hypothesis that the new york times building has been taken over by a ravenous spider queen

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  7. The best thing about Louis CK self-destructing is that I no longer feel like I have to force myself to watch his boring-ass TV show

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  9. 31 Dec 2018

    I have nothing nice to say and so I will say nothing at all. Laura Ingraham's Radio Show Cancelled Due To Advertiser Boycott

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  10. Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

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  11. Weird. Where’d he go?

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  12. 30 Dec 2018

    In 2002 goatse is a horrific shock site, used to disgust your friends and family. In 2019, goatse is an old friend. A reminder of a golden past. A handshake between wistful compatriots.

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  13. Probably the most accurate description of the internet yet

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  14. 30 Dec 2018

    Just living the American dream, getting 300k per year starting as a three year old, in increasing amounts until his dad died then selling off his dad's empire boy howdy

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  15. The Last Jedi has some of the best filmmaking of any Star Wars movie... and also some of the worst storytelling. Infinity War wasn’t as well-crafted as TLJ, and yet was a better film because of it’s characters and story. Lucas knew story was at least as important as craft.

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  16. This is a lesson to all of us. You get lucky once, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK

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  17. Trying to get more followers, decided the easiest way is probably to attract propaganda bots Boy, that Assad sure is a great guy, and so peaceful! And is truly paving the way for a glorious future, along with ,

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  18. 28 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Here's another one.

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  20. Blocked by a right-winger with a pinned Minions tweet for politely disagreeing. Truly a free speech lover.

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