I’m leaving Twitter, but 1st here’s a cartoon I made with my friend Jimmy Hayward. It’s based on my painting of a crazy old Lighthouse Keeper, standing naked in a storm, summoning the angels and shining his lamp to guide us through a treacherous night. I love you all so much! ;^j
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Senator Ted - Your tsunami of wishful thinking was as overwhelming as a clown throwing a bucket of confetti. The takeaway: your wickedness is not indicative of the country as a whole. Most people still know bulls**t when they see it. When you Cruz you LOSE! ;^P
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Yes , I’m afraid the worst has happened. We’re banned from Russia🥱…but the problems of 100 Canadians don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world! We’ll always have Paris. Here’s looking at you kid. 😢☔️
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Dang! @JimCarrey and I had planned a little naughty weekend getaway in Moscow. Guess it will have to be Kyiv instead. twitter.com/AMBCANADA1/sta…
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Capt Smirk fired 1/2 his crew. He’s banning comics: shadow banning unverified users, boldly going where no unbridled ego has gone before. Says, “$8/mo is the price of a latte.” True. It’s also cheaper than a T-shirt saying “Rob me. I’m a gullible ass!” BTW Mars mission? FAKE NEWS
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Behold, Merrick Garland, democracy dies… while you cross your t’s and dot your i’s.
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It’s the 35th anniversary of one of the greatest comedies ever, The Princess Bride, starring one of the very finest and most talented people I know. Much love Cary ;^)
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35 years ago, a little film I made called The Princess Bride was released in theaters. #asyouwish #princessbride 
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In the unavoidable romance of moonlight the Goon is doomed to recoil from memories of lost loves and the agony of regret that can transform any one of us into something loathsome in our own mind.
‘Goon In Moonlight’. 48hr auction starts Tues at 3pm EST on superrare.com/artwork-v2/goo
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Thank you to everyone who placed a bid for Sunshower, my first NFT on .
And thank you kindly to for winning the piece. I wish you goodness and prosperity. Congrats on your beautiful work as well. :^)
I’m glad to be sharing this experience with you.
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I will be talking live on Twitter with Today, June 13th 3:33pmPST/6:33pmEST/10:33pmUTC join us J4F or GFY… JK ;^p
I can’t wait to tell you about my new NFT ‘Sunshower’.
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I’ve been both blessed and cursed in this life with a vivid imagination and a burning desire to share my peculiarities and inspirations with you. This little mood enhancer is called Sunshower.
I hope this NFT does for you what it did for me… weeeeeeeee!
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This one stops me. James Joyce said that’s a good thing. Thank you for gently capturing nature's exquisite and relentless reinvention. BTW you’re my first NFT. superrare.com/artwork-v2/the
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George Shapiro - Truly one of the loveliest of humans. A champion to so many of the brightest lights - a genuine classic. I loved him. Andy Kaufman loved him. Tony Clifton was not a fan!
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Oh dear. :^•
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I talked with a woman who believes Joe Biden is being played by several different actors - including Jim Carrey. Big, if true.
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In Daniel Roher’s doc ‘Navalny,’ one brave man and his family stand up against intolerable evil. Navalny himself exposes Czar Putin and his soulless minions in their fiendish conspiracy to poison him, suppress the truth and intimidate the Russian people.
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#NAVALNY is going to be broadcasting on
@CNN this Sunday at 9PM ET. You can find it on
@hbomax in a month! See the movie. Spread the word. Free Navalny. Россия будет свободна!!
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It was magic for me too, my friend. Collabra-cadabra! ;^P
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thank you HOYEON and JIM. a dream collab! OUT OF TIME out now ! : theweeknd.co/ootvideo
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Hello Hedgehog fans…ready for the NEW #SonicMovie2 trailer? Oh, I don’t think you are! ;^o twitter.com/SonicMovie/sta
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It breaks my heart to see innocent people (especially children) put in harm’s way by yet another of history’s grandiose political jerks. Beware the unloved.
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For your consideration...the extended cut...get comfortable Gen Z...this is 90 whole seconds! :^P
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It’s ma birthday! Whoohoo! I’m old but I’m gold! I Love you all!!! 🙏🌈❤️
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Beautiful Bob Saget passed away today at 65. He had a big, big heart and a wonderfully warped comic mind. He gave the world a lot of joy and lived his life for goodness’ sake. :’^}
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I listened to Dawn FM with my good friend Abel last night. It was deep and elegant and it danced me around the room. I’m thrilled to play a part in his symphony. ;^•
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Every human being is, at the very least, a masterpiece in need of restoration. May we all be lovingly restored in 2022 and able to see each other in a better light. ;^}
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My ultimate goal is not just to be admired by my fans, but to be eaten by them. I wonder if she does an angel food Ace Ventura? ;^}
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Here’s to waking up. Here’s to letting go. Here’s to realizing you’ve always been in heaven and you never have to go back to sleep. Goodness! 🙏🌈❤️
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Do you believe in angels? I do. ;^}
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Let’s stop finding fault in each other. Startinnnnng
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Happy Holidays! UNWRAP THIS! ;^P
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Today’s forecast calls for a 100% chance of adventure. Check out the new trailer for #SonicMovie2 and see it only in theatres April 8, 2022.
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Hilarious riffage Mr. Johnson! () Your impression is impeccable. Wasting our time with Eternal Sunshine made me laugh hard! Have fun with ‘Brandon’ on SNL. ;^P
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TRUMP SAYS "NOT MY CLIFFORD... NOT MY CLIFFORD" IN CALL HIGHLIGHTING "SONIC PROBLEM" twitter.com/CliffordMovie/…
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Getting lost in your thoughts can make you forget that grace is always right there holding your hand. Have a lucky day.
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I love the way you make 'em...my trusty sycophant!
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I’m back for #SonicMovie2!!!
What... did you really think Dr. Robotnik could do this without me? (Don’t answer that).
Anyways, Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! #SteamedAustrianGoatMilkLatte twitter.com/SonicMovie/sta…
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Thank you, Kaustav. It has been my honor. Sending a massive dose of love right back at you! ;^D
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Love from India Jim.... You are solely responsible for every laughter and passion in my life... This is a small tribute for you sir, you are the best.... My name is Kaustav....
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The effect we have on each other is the most valuable currency there is. Tweets like yours make me a wealthy man Juan. Spank you kindly! ;^)
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Since 1994, @JimCarrey has been responsible for some of the best and happiest moments of my life. As a writer, his influence can be seen in my books. I can never thank him for all that he has unknowingly done for me in all these years. I love you, Jim. #JimCarrey
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Congratulations to Lorne Michaels, Steve Higgins, Colin Jost, Alec Baldwin, Maya Rudolph, Dave Chappelle, the Foo Fighters and all of the wonderful cast, writers and crew of for the Emmy win last night. It’ll be my honor, always, to have played a small role. :^D
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During the filming of ‘Man On The Moon’, Norm MacDonald came to join me as Andy Kauffman for a lunch on the real porch of the ‘Psycho’ house at Universal and was scare pranked by another famous Norman...
Long live Norm MacDonald! ❤️
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My dear friend Norm MacDonald passed after a brave 10 year battle. He was one of our most precious gems. An honest and courageous comedy genius. I love him.
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