Jeremy Grant

I can only eat breakfast on the blue plates we have with the upward curvature. None other are acceptable.

Better Lysol spray everything of mine. One of my roommates has contaminated the entire residence.

I better lock the door to my room before I go in the bathroom to take a shower. Who knows what could happen?

Bringing the kitchen to the kitchen.

If I don't know things that I want to know sometimes I can't sleep at night.

I had about ten minutes to come home and eat between class. That means no sitting down. Must pace and eat.

My friend Garvey is coming to pick me up. I need to check outside the porch window a minimum of once every thirty seconds.

I was at Cici's pizza the other day and had to sneeze, but I couldn't sneeze to the right. I just couldn't.

I made reservations at two different places for Valentines day. I feel more secure this way.

I will not iron my clothes on my bed, no matter who I ask that recommends it.

I wore my NY hat backwards today. It was different.

I've always heard that if you put your cell phone in your front pocket you will lower your sperm count and can get testicular cancer.

No shoes are allowed in my room anymore. I now have slippers that I wear around the house as to avoid my bare feet touching the floor.

Sometimes when I think really hard, I don't breathe... I stop breathing... I forget to breathe.

I was outside of my room today for about two or three minutes without a shirt. When noticed, I quickly righted the wrong.

Clicking a pen out of line of sight from others in the room helps to keep my relative feeling of safety.

I just really love pacing.

If you are going to use an ellipsis, make sure you use three periods, not four, not two.

I got some black shirts but did not notice that the seams were sewn with white thread. Shit.