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Great decision to start with a call back to the best shot of the franchise. pic.twitter.com/pc9LQ9a5ru
Vote for @Cracked to win a Webby unless you can name one single other thing you've ever done for me. http://pv.webbyawards.com/2015/web/general-website/humor …
Awesome article by @JFSargent: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-being-offended-doesnt-matter-anymore/ …. If you can read I suggest you check it out.
"STOP JUDGING ME BECAUSE I HAVE TATTOOS!" "Nobody's judg-" "TATTOOS!!" "They're actually very common in-" "TAAATTTTTTOOOOOOSSSS"
23 retweets 30 favouritesThere's an image of the "It Follows" rotten tomato score in my next column and the file is called "it follows tomatoes" and you're welcome.
4 favouritesVote for us to win a goddamn Webby, so I won't be embarrassed to admit what I do for a living anymore! http://pv.webbyawards.com/2015/web/general-website/humor …
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Chewie hasn't aged. CHEWIE YOU BENJAMIN BUTTON WARLOCK
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.@JFSargent In the movies I would think the bigger issue would be that she was always naked but didn't seem to have a vagina...
If you think your body image issues are bad now, imagine not having a super power that allows you to completely change your body image.
2 retweets 12 favouritesMystique complaining about no one wanting to fuck her because she's blue is the least realistic part of X-Men.
7 retweets 25 favouritesSomeone put a "We Buy Junk Cars!" flyer on my car after I spent all last weekend washing and waxing it. Good prank, stranger. Good prank.
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The new Terminator trailer was compiled almost entirely of shots from the previous films, as demonstrated here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRNuL2yN9WM …
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It must be nice to be English because if anyone corrects your pronunciation of something you can just say "nah, love, it's me accent."
1 retweet 7 favouritesI watched @MovieHooligan make this video yesterday. It was magical. http://www.cracked.com/video_19362_why-terminator-genisys-every-terminator-movie.html …
If your opinion involves the term "SJW" let me save you some time and say I don't fucking care.
24 retweets 50 favouritesIt's so weird to become an adult and realize that it's just like the movies.
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Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable. [leaves and goes to sleep in another room]
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