my friend (by which I mean Twitter stranger) I live less than 10 miles from the White House and every day I'm like "is today the day we relive OJ in a white Bronco except with f-ng Air Force One?" it adds a certain spice to life, but I miss not worrying as much about nuclear war
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I also live in the vicinity and this is precisely how I feel.
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Literally anything is possible now, so I hear helicopters real low overhead suddenly or see [big military flying thing that I don't know what it's called but is probably part of a training exercise] and I'm ready for a Sharknado level plot twist
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I call them "Trump and the Restless"...my Dad just asked, what happened today on "Trump and the Restless?"......
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"Dad, Dad. Am I now you're favorite son now that Uncle Steve says Don Jr. Committed treason?"-Eric Trumppic.twitter.com/KiZdn8Baxn
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More than one table will be overturned, that’s for sure. And Trump might pull his own wig off.
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Aaron Sorkin couldn't even write this stuff
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Melania goes to lunch alone. Donald Trump swats at invisible flies while watching
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Love to be fly on that wall
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Right??!!
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Haha! Isn't that the truth. Even reality TV couldn't make this crap up.
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I'm shivering in contemplation!
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