NARRATOR: It was not, in fact, Friday.
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Get me a coke, please!
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The cocktail for our times.
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Narrator: It was Tuesday.
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I don’t know what this is in relation to, but I love it anyway.
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But but, it's only Wednesday, why would you lie like this
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Millennials and their hipster cocktails.
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Ma'am, you're in a Rooms-To-Go, and we closed a half an hour ago. ... How did you get that bourbon in here anyway?
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Is it just me or does that seem really dark?
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Perfect.
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My favorite cocktail: the Kentucky Rainbow.
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Get it Jackie
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It's Tuesday Jackie...sorry to tell you...
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All this will be old news by then. If it’s any consolation
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